Thursday, April 28, 2005

It was either that or "puts the kettle on".

"Polly" hasn't always been my name.
Sometimes I'm glad about that.
When witty people say;
"Ooooh, I suppose you want a cracker!";
I find myself wondering what a real Polly would do.

Something violent, perhaps?
Possibly involving a kettle?

The blank looks they get from me must be confusing.
But that's all right.
I'm a confusing person.

5 Comments:

At 2:40 PM, Blogger Dave said...

I'd have gone with the cracker version too.

 
At 3:18 PM, Blogger jinx said...

Loving it baby

 
At 5:59 PM, Blogger winstoninabox said...

Greetings, oh polymorphic one.

 
At 5:57 PM, Blogger Cas said...

*waves* Ever seen Iago the parrot in "Aladdin"? There are a couple of polly/cracker gags in there. :)

 
At 10:37 AM, Blogger Polysemous said...

I don't know that I was Polly last time I watched Aladdin...*plots to watch Aladdin*...it's good to see you here Cas, Jenscovia, okay, party officially started.
*sneaks off to the kitchen*

 

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