Monday, May 02, 2005

Dear liza,

There's a hole in my resume about 8 years wide.


Now, if I had a bunch of children, that might explain it.
Hmmmmmmmmm.
I think I'd best stick to tarting up my voluntary work.

4 Comments:

At 12:11 PM, Blogger jinx said...

You could always claim you were traveling and lost track of time.......ah um I meant to call but well you know how it goes! They might believe you!
xxx

 
At 1:31 PM, Blogger emmajeans said...

"Truth? Truth? You can't Handle the Truth!", is what you might say if you were wanting to seem both mysterious and arrogant. Mostly arrogant, I would say.

 
At 2:35 PM, Blogger winstoninabox said...

I'd go with jinx's idea, with a little modification. Claim to be traveling, but lost IN time.

Tell them you were Dr. Who's companion for 8 of our Earth years.

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger Polysemous said...

Well, my honourary degree in wankology is certainly proving to be ...*sigh* handy.

Sorry... but at least I didn't say "coming in handy"... that would have been much worse.

And thank you for suggestions.
They were...and I really am sorry this time... ace.

 

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