Middle Moon.

My life has taken a Bilbo Bagginsesque turn, no calls save on Party Business.

And to think, just a few days ago I was ready to skip the whole thing, when I got a call...

Disgruntled Dance Teacher from Bigsplat: I hate winter. I've only got THREE students.
Me: Me too. Lazy dancers staying in... no dedication.
Disgruntled Dance Teacher: I know, how about I come up there and give a workshop?
Me: Good plan. That will get them off the couch.
Disgruntled Dance Teacher (suddenly sounding perkier): When?
Me: Weekend?
Perky Dance Teacher: Okee Dokeee
Me: I know, MY Birthday Party!!!
Perky Dance Teacher: it's a plan! And we'll perform.
Me: Great!


While this conversation bears only a faint resemblance to the actual conversation, it does serve to let you know, you, my lovely readers, that birthday business planning is going very well, and now includes a workshop and a performance. Excellent.

I do wish you could attend.