My cardigan smells of dog.

My cardigan is beautiful. It's a lovely colour - the colour of cocoa powder. It's fluffy and has pockets (I like) and a nice collar. The only problem with my cardigan is that it smells of dog. I don't know why it smells of dog. My dog lives in Queensland with my mother. I have just washed it! It still smells of dog.

So, does this stop me wearing it?

*hangs head*

At least it doesn't smell of Bangkok Street Dogs.