Wheels go round.

Hey, you, you are NOT crap.

This is just jo, and this is just a meme.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:

"Money Management if you have any trouble."

"The Reptile Room" from "A Series of Unfortunate Events" by Lemony Snicket.

My sister Megan gave me a set of four (with bonus DVD!) for my birthday.
Good call, sweetie!
Trouble especially likes them.
She also likes that it was the line "money management if you have any trouble" that came up.
Just coz... you know... her name is Trouble.
And she like double entry book keeping.
But I segue. A word which here means 'let the conversation veer off'.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can...what do you touch first?

A door knob.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Bill.

4. WITHOUT LOOKING, what time is it?

11pm

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

10:16pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Gray playing the Goldberg variations.

7. When did you last step outside?

Just before dinner, to pick mint from the big concrete sinks where it grows, by the back door.

8. What are you wearing?

Orange cardigan that is Forbidden to Wear to Work, red t-shirt likewise, three skirts, brown socks, pink fluffy slippers.

9. When did you last laugh?

At the line "Money Management if you have any trouble", because Trouble is so silly.

10. Seen anything weird lately?

I've been seeing ghost cane toads a lot. Round my feet, in the mint.
They don't occur here. Yet.

11. What did you dream last night?

Of lovers and puzzles.

12. When did you last laugh?

I've been a bit short of laughs lately.

13. What's on the walls of the room you're in?:

An oil painting of my darling given to him by one of the artists he modelled for a few months ago. Lots of green and red. A lamp. A book. His face.

14. What do you think of this survey?

It's distracting me. I like that.

15. What's the last film you saw?

"Morocco".

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

Orange juice. We've just run out.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

You know everything, surely, by now.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you change?

The tick tock of time.

19. Do you like to dance?

Not me, as a rule, no, despite how dance-y we must appear to others.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Friday.

21. Boy?

Djandamarra.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I'd probably stay in Bugsplat while I was considering it.