Miss Landmine.

I'm successfully resisting a strong sense of obligation to say something profound or poignant about this - I'll just let it be.

Puns don't kill people.

There was the person who sent ten different puns to her friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

Rainbow Road.

Turtles all the way down.

William James and Bertrand Russell take turns being the Intelligent (White) Man and "A Hindoo", "An Eastern Guru", "A Woman" and "An Old Woman" take turns saying "it's turtles all the way down"; in anecdotes told by others.

If I had a hundred lifetimes I'd spend at least three of them studying how these kinds of stories move through time. Maybe four.

I wish we had a hundred lifetimes. I wish we had a lifetime each.

(Be careful what you wish for!)

This post is done. Over and out.

Cheating.

I've been cheating on you. And you. And you.

*cough*

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